Tongue in cheek quotes after the recent stock market crash

Updated: Friday, August 23, 2013, 16:00 [IST]

Amid an economic environment where everything from currency market to stock market is crashing down, social media enthusiasts have come up with their own take on some of the otherwise important acronyms associated with the Indian stock markets. To point it forward for the interest of the readers some of them are:

BSE or Bombay Stock Exchange is revised to be known as Bombay se exit

NSE or National Stock Exchange has been put forth as Nation se exit on facebook

F/O otherwise future and option derivatives that are traded on NSE and BSE is revised as future over

NIFTY index is said to result in no income for this year

FII or foreign institutional investors that are an integral part of the Indian stock markets because of their aggressive pull-back of foreign funds is expanded as Fraudulent international investors .

HNI or high net worth individuals who amid such a volatile environment are really clueless of the direction to head on to are said to have no idea of the situation.

PMS or Portfolio Management Services as Pre mediated scam

SIP or systematic investment plans due to anticipated low or probable no returns is being referred as suicide by investing patiently.

EBITDA or Earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization that is used for the fundamental analysis of stocks is highlighted as Exit before it tumbles down again.

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